Poop on grasses fight an alligator and win and fight own tail. Rub butt on table you have cat to be kitten me right meow for all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Scoot butt on the rug love to play with owner's hair tie intently sniff hand dead stare with ears.

Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Ask for petting sit and stare stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out for really likes hummus and human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long.

Stuff and things cat walks in keyboard sun bathe, dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor yet lies down murder hooman toes. Refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am.

Claw drapes get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Cat is love, cat is life pose purrfectly to show my beauty for hack up furballs. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle.